Hot Hair

Today I was sworn in as a lawyer in Albany, NY. In preparation for my big day, I washed and dried my hair last night. While rolling my hair around a round brush, the ends of my blonde locks, hot from the hair dryer, kept hitting my hand. It wasn't until this morning that I realized I had developed a blistering burn. My family laughed at the absurdity of this injury, but I'm angry. I considering suing myself for personal injuries.